最近我新養了3隻文鳥...就在星期日那天文鳥和蛋蛋有了奇妙的互動...


請大家一起看看吧~


                               ㄟ~降落成功...成功抵達"豬肉攤"...


                                           ㄨㄟˊ~老闆在ㄅㄡ??


                                    老闆爽到不行..你們自己看看...



                                                 哥~你也等等我們阿...我們也要ㄧ起去...


                                                    1~2~3~3隻文鳥順利抵達豬肉攤~


                                 喔~妳們也來了阿...自己看..看你們想買哪一部位...


                                           我先看一下今天的豬腳新不新鮮?


     


                                             老闆~我試咬看看喔....


                                            隨便啦~包新鮮的啦...



                                    嗯~口感還不錯..就不知道價格怎麼算?


                                                     ㄧ隻1000...不二價...                                  


                                              聽到我腳軟~夭壽喔...你搶鳥阿?


                    妳聽過珍珠芭樂嗎?喝牛奶長大的..我是珍珠腳ㄟ...我也喝牛奶長大的...


                                  這一家是黑心豬肉攤喔~(耳語中)



                                    老闆~你豬腳看起來"胎歌胎歌"...可以算便宜一點嗎?


                                                     不行~



                                       那我多買幾隻可以打折吧??


                                              妳還要買哪一隻?



                                   這個後腿看起來也不錯...很結實的感覺...



                                        嗯~沒處理乾淨...



                                 老闆~你後腳也胎歌胎歌...算便宜一點啦...


                                               ㄚ~你是要買幾隻??



                                        等一下~我再試試看...



                                      老闆~4隻全買..算多少阿?


                     4隻ㄛ?本來要4000啦..打8折算3200就好...


                                ㄓㄚˋ貴喔??等一下喔...


                        ㄨㄟˊ~弟妹們..你們買好了沒??



                                            哥~我想買豬耳朵...



                                  我就是愛豬耳朵~老闆怎麼賣??


                                        豬耳朵喔~ㄧ耳算300...


 



                          豬腳..豬耳朵..怎麼淨買這一些呢??


                              弟妹們~我們在多看看好了 ....



                           ㄚ~你們自己看...我不招呼你們了...


                                                            豬肚肉好像很嫩ㄟ?



                                      這個屁股肉也不賴...



                                     我覺得豬鞭好像也粉讚...



                                             哥~我可以買豬鞭嗎?



                             三八啦~豬鞭給哥哥買啦...女生不要吃這種啦...



                                             哥哥試咬看看有沒有彈性....


                                            人客...鞭沒有試咬的喔...



                                             那我試試看乳頭嫩不嫩好了...



                                        還不錯ㄟ...老闆乳頭有幾個??我全包了...


                                                 乳頭喔~11個...算300就好..



                                        我想一想喔~



                                    你猜~哥哥會買豬肉給我們吃嗎?



                                           我覺得哥哥很小氣..應該不會...



                                                      老闆~我們再看看好了...


                                                    妳看~我猜對了ㄏㄡˋ....


                                                                     切~


這是蛋蛋和文鳥的互動...只要文鳥一跳到蛋蛋身上..蛋蛋馬上爽到不支倒地....


因為鳥腳刺刺的..站上去會有點酥酥的感覺..所以蛋蛋會很陶醉的倒地..


最好笑的是...文鳥會用鳥嘴扯蛋蛋的乳頭...


往外扯..接著放開...可能會痛..蛋蛋都會抖個幾下...


另外..文鳥也會用嘴咬蛋蛋的豬肉...蛋蛋也會抖個ㄧ下..應該會痛吧....


不過...蛋蛋只要看到文鳥被放出來在床上跳 ..蛋蛋也會自動爬上床..


然後ㄧ陣晃動後...倒地...眼睛瞇瞇....任由文鳥在他身上踩阿踩...粉好笑喔...


尤其是扯乳頭那ㄧ幕...我看到笑到不行...和大家一起分享吧~
























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